My code for being an IT guy is pretty simple.
0. Computers are a tool to help people get real work done. That work pays the bills.
1. My job is to absorb uncertainty.
2. Backups are important, and should be tested often.
3. When things go wrong, it's NOT YOUR FAULT. Example... drag an icon from one folder to another on the desktop... what happens? 3 different things depending on conditions you can't possibly know about. Don't worry... you won't break it.
4. The users lie, but they don't mean to... never assume they know the nuances, nor should you assume they know how to answer your precisely worded question correctly. It's a skill to be able to work through them and get things fixed over the phone... fortunately with UltraVNC-SC, that's not as necessary any more.
5. Computers do everything with high speed and great precision, even if it's stupid and wrong.
6. Always help people out with "personal" stuff... it's a fringe benefit of working for the company to get that kind of IT help.
7. Did you reboot yet? ;-)
8. Can you see CNN? Do you see the story about X? (Always test for internet connectivity before troubleshooting access problems)
9. We can do anything, if you can get a job # to bill it to.
10. I'm on call 24x7, call my cell if there is an emergency.
11. If you have any doubt, don't open the attachment, if you did... pull out the power cable, THEN call me. I'll NEVER yell at you about it... it's not your fault. (See #3 above)
12. I am NOT a network Nazi... I do not monitor your email, browsing, or other habits. You are an adult, and I'll treat you as one.
13. Save important stuff on the G: drive, it's backed up every night.
14. I'm getting paid... I'll gladly help out in any way I can, even if computers aren't involved.
So, I hope that all makes sense, and is sensible.